Watch - ClosedLoop AI

Creates a standing alert on your feedback. Describe the condition in plain language and it watches for it, notifying the channel you name when it fires.

/closedloop-watch alert me in #cs when 3+ churn signals come in over two weeks

Arguments

Argument	Required	Default
What to watch for	yes
Threshold and time window	yes	asks rather than picking one
Where to notify: Slack channel, Teams, email or webhook	yes	asks

One watch per call. Two thresholds or two subjects become two watches.

What you get

HERE IS WHAT I WILL WATCH

  When    a customer states a reason for leaving
  How many   3 or more
  Over    a rolling 14 days
  Tell you   Slack, #cs

  This is strategic intelligence, not insight severity, so a
  furious bug report will not trip it. Only a stated reason
  for leaving counts.

  Save this? (nothing has been created yet)

What you can watch

Product insights: category, severity, emotion, feature area, frustration, deal-blocker status.
Strategic intelligence: stated churn, competitor mentions, blockers.

Conditions combine with AND, OR and NOT, so “critical bugs in checkout” is one watch. Every condition is built from the live catalogue of what can be evaluated. A rule naming a field that does not exist would look correct and never fire.

It will not pick a number for you

No threshold or window given, it asks. An invented “5 in a week” either floods you or never fires. Two thresholds or two subjects become two watches, and it says so.

Where it notifies

Slack, Microsoft Teams, email, or a webhook. It asks rather than guessing.